joke - 20

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked," How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said," About 2 hours" The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked; around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked," How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber; looked around the shop and said," About an hour and half. The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey Bill, do me a favor; Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how; long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back" A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked," So where does that guy go when he leaves? Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house"!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and
hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
The next day someone stole it.

Niste vizitatori se opresc dezorientati in fata unei picturi ciudate. Aceasta prezenta nudurile explicite a trei barbati de culoare. Sa spunem ca nudurile erau FOARTE explicite, si ca barbatii erau negri cu totul, in afara de unul, cel din centrul picturii, care avea penisul roz. Stau, se gandesc, ce naiba inseamna pictura, de ce are individul penisul roz. Vine ghidul muzeului si le explica timp de o juma' de ora ca penisul roz semnifica emascularea Afro-americanilor intr-o lume predominant alba, si ca poate insemna si opresiunea fata de homosexuali in societate. Pleca ghidul si se apropie un moshulica de grupul nostru de vizitatori.
- Vreti sa va spun ce-nseamna cu adevarat tabloul?
- Ce te face sa crezi ca ai priceput mai bine ca ghidul?
- Pai eu l-am pictat. Astia nu sunt negri, sunt mineri din Valea Jiului, iar ala din centru a fost la pranz pe-acasa.

(greetings lu mihai for za pic)

Ungurul Gury sta singur la o masa, la crisma din sat.
Neavind ce face, trage cu urechea la Gheo si Vasile, aflati la alta masa:
Gheo - Ma Vasile, grea e viata asta, ma. Hai sa mai bem o palinca.
Vasile - Asculta la mine, Gheo, futi, nu futi, vremea pulii trece. Hai noroc!

Gury se gindeste- Istenem, Istenem, eu credeam ca romanii is prosti, dar Vasile are mare dreptate.

A doua zi, Gury se intilneste cu Janos la cimp:
Ma Janos, hai sa-ti zic o vorba, ma. Tu stii ca viata-i grea, ma Janos, ma?
Janos- Ioi, ioi, e grea, Gury. Da de ce ma-ntrebi?
Gury (cu un aer de filozof): -Pai ma Janos, asculta tu la mine: Futi , nu futi, vremea trece, ma pula!